Betsy in Cabos San Lucas:

Lover's Beach (sans my own lover):

View of our ship from Lover's Beach:

Gigi has a discerning sand palate and prefers the sands of Cabo over all others:
Sisters:
Gigi waiting to board our ship (note the black eye). Her black eye featured quite prominently in all of the cruise photography. She looked like such a miniature crawling quasimoto with her two lonely teeth and a big black eye. They didn't even try to sell me on any of the cruise photos.
One last note on the cruise: This was my first one and David Foster Wallace was right about the whole experience. I kept thinking of a combination of his commentary and visuals from the last half of Wall-E. As for the company, being with the ladies of my family made the entire trip a success.