the slam book

I've been working for days, cleaning out the basement and in the process I've found some "gems." One of these gems is a Slam Book where you and all of your friends were supposed to answer certain questions honestly. I've decided to transcribe some choice statements from this Slam Book. These statements have never been published; remember you heard it here first. Enjoy the bona fide spelling errors.

Elizabeth Ricks

Describe yourself in 3 words: "Pretty, crazy, cofortable"

Favorite pastime: "Getting knew stickers"

Birthday and Zodiac sign: "November 29, 1979 Topax" (like the tampon?)

Favorite Singer/Group: "Celeste Ricks" (wow, Lizzy . . . thanks)

Favorite Actor/Actress: "Shirly Temple and Dick Van Dyke"

Most embarassing moment: "When I got 12:47 on the mile and was the last one"

Cutest Girls: "Rebecca Silber, Christine J., and Moshey"

Cutest Couple: "Celeste and Eric" (don't tell Matt)

Favorite Song: "Every Little Step"

Favorite Movie: "Citty Citty Bang Bang"

Favorite Food: "Kesh" "Geodzyods" (I think that's gyozas)

Biggest Flirt: "Jessica Callagari"

Craziest: "Sara Elise"

Best Bod: "Mrs. Braun" (hubba hubba)

I Hate . . . : "Dunkers" (what?)

Wishes:
1. Be rich
2. Have 5 children

Celeste Ricks

Describe yourself in 3 words: "smart, full of life, fun"

Favorite pastime: "reading classics"

Best moment: "when I found out I got the part of Clara in the Nutcracker"

Favorite Singer/Group: "50s music"

Favorite Actor/Actress: "Clark Gable, Vivian Lee and Bette Midler"

Most embarassing moment: "when I accidentally walked into the boy's bathroom"

Favorite song: "Flying Free"

Favorite Movie: "Gone with the Wind, Meet me in St. Louis"

Favorite Food: "qusants and hash browns"

I hate . . . : "people who show off"

If only: "I didn't have to go to school"

Wishes:

1. To become a dancer
2. To marry a wonderful man (and hansome)

(check and check)


Traci Garff

Describe yourself in 3 words: "crazy, wierd, fat"

My best moment was: "Shaun asked me out"

Favorite pastime: "skiing"

Favorite singer/group: "Beach Boys, Nirvana, Nillons"

Favorite actor/actress: "Kirk Cameron"

Biggest Flirt: "Jessica Shrier"

Sexiest: "me (NOT)"

Craziest: "me"

Favorite food: "cucumbers"

Favorite songs: "life is a highway" "playground"

Cutest couple: "Wes and Chris"

Cutest guys: "Shaun (Lake Tahoe), Wes, Matt"

Most embarassing moment: "you'll remember"

I love . . . : "Mooshy and Chris" (Moshy was my little sister Becca's nickname)

I hate . . . : "sluts (in general)"

If only. . .: "I could marry a tall blone. cute!"

Wishes:
1. have all the wishes I want
2. to return to God
3. to have a good life